Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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