Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
My breasts were aching with rage.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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