im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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