too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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