Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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