Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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