thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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