hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
