You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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