i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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