omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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