Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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