one might say we're banned from that church
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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