i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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