Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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