nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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