omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize