any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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