Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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