I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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