Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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