So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
