i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
40s are totally the cure
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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