Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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