Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
4 words: hood of his car
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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