He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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