I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
