I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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