I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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