moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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