It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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