Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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