You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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