Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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