first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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