So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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