When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize