goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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