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My friends, they love my intelligence
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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