Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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