went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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