I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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