Don't you send me to vm
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
and she was petting her beer can
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
