i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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