Where is the hickey?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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