Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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