There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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