I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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