He is an equal opportunity slut.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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