You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
