She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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