Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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