I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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