Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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